Come one, come all.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/31/2020 at 20:17 • Filed to: Oh my God you are everything wrong with america

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No walkway to funnel down, no contact, just grab your full sized candy bar and get more cavities.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 20:21

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Are those Sour straws down by the big pumpkin? I’m going to kindly ask that you send them my way, I need those for nostalgia reasons.


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 20:23

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Looks good. Ours just ended, had a total of 17 kids stop which is a little less than usual but not too much so. I’m not cool enough to have full-sized bars, though.

On the bright side I now have a pound or two of leftover candy that I guess I’ll just have to eat .


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 20:26

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*looks up address*

Good on you for grabbing fullsizers. Somebody isn't getting their home egged! 


Kinja'd!!! EngineerWithTools > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 20:27

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Oh man, your house must be so popular!

We had 525 mini candy bars....and ran out 45 minutes before it was over. “It’ll probably be light this year.” Yeah, no.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PowderHound
10/31/2020 at 20:29

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They're Airheads Tape apparently 


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 20:37

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On a normal night, my street is usually pretty bright with landscape lights, flood lights, and carriage lights. NOBODY has anything turned on tonight. It’s sorta creepy. 


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 20:37

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Close but just not the same


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 20:44

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I’m there. Just give me a sec.

*checks Priceline*. 


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > EngineerWithTools
10/31/2020 at 21:03

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That's insane! We've had maybe 40. 


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 21:36

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We also did the table; not as much fun as a chute but less touching the candy. We enjoyed going with our daughter this year; we covered twice as much distance(we only hit up houses that looked like they were trying to distance) there were way less people/cars  out and she got her usual amount of candy so she’s happy. Also I got a little bottle of whiskey and a beer from two houses; soooo...


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 21:55

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Come one, come all, come separately and don’t touch all the candy.  


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/31/2020 at 23:31

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Nice set up. We did a table with lights. Only about 20 this year. Usually twice that.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
10/31/2020 at 23:48

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We had about 22, then it got real cold, so we left 75 bars out on the table. 


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/01/2020 at 00:43

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Did any adults stop by?

Not a single knock here, looks like I have a pile of chocolate for myself now, woe is me.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail
11/01/2020 at 00:53

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Half dozen or so


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/01/2020 at 01:36

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Any leftovers? Would have been hard to resist.